The Bucket List

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• I am a male.
• I am a girl.
• I am shorter than 5’4.
• I think I’m ugly. 
• I have many scars.
• I tan easily.
• I wish my hair was a different color.
• I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
• I have a tattoo.
• I want a tattoo. 
• I am self-conscious about my body.
• I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
• I have more than 2 piercings. 
• I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.
• I have freckles.
• I’ve sworn at my parents.
• I’ve run away from home.
• I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
• I have a sibling less than one year old.
• I want to have kids someday.
• I’m in school.
• I’ve lost a child.
• I have a job. 
• I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
• I almost always do/did my homework.
• I’ve missed a week or more of school.
• I failed more than 1 class last year.
• I’ve stolen something from my job. 
• I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
• Disney movies still make me cry.
• I’ve peed from laughing. 
• I’ve snorted while laughing.
• I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
• I’ve glued my hand to something.
• I’ve had my pants rip in public.
• I was born with a disease/impairment.
• I’ve broken a bone.
• I’ve gotten stiches/staples.
• I’ve had my tonsils removed.
• I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
• I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
• I had a serious surgery.
• I’ve had chicken pox. 
• I’ve had measles.
• I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
• I’ve been on a plane.
• I’ve been to Canada. 
• I’ve been to Mexico. 
• I’ve been to Niagra Falls.
• I’ve been to Japan.
• I’ve been to Africa.
• I’ve been to Hawaii.
• I’ve gotten lost in my city.
• I’ve seen a shooting star.
• I’ve wished on a shooting star.
• I’ve seen a meteor shower.
• I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
• I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
• I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
• I’ve been to a casino.
• I’ve been skydiving.
• I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
• I’ve played spin the bottle.  
• I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
• I’ve crashed a car.
• I’ve been skiing.
• I’ve been in a play.
• I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
• I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
• I’ve seen the Northern lights.
• I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
• I’ve played chicken.
• I’ve played a prank on someone.
• I’ve ridden in a taxi.
• I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• I’ve eaten sushi. A lot of it x3
• I’ve been snowboarding.
• I’m single.
• I’m in a relationship. 
• I’m engaged.
• I’m married.
• I’ve gone on a blind date.
• I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
• I miss someone right now.
• I have a fear of abandonment.
• I’ve gotten divorced.
• I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
• I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
• I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
• I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
• I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
• I’ve been kissed in the rain.
• I’ve hugged a stranger.
• I have kissed a stranger.
• I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
• I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
• I’ve snuck out of my house.
• I have lied to my parents about where I am.
• I am keeping a secret from the world.
• I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
• I’ve cheated on a test. 
• I’ve run a red light.
• I’ve been suspended from school.
• I’ve witnessed a crime.
• I’ve been in a fist fight.
• I’ve been arrested. 
• I’ve passed out from drinking.
• I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
• I’ve smoked.
• I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
• I’ve eaten mushrooms.
• I’ve popped E.
• I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
• I’ve done hard drugs.
• I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
• I have 3 pills at a time no problem. 
• I have been diagnosed with depression
• I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
• I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
• I have been anorexic or bulimic
• I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
• I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
• I’ve woken up crying.
• I’m afraid of dying.
• I hate funerals.
• I’ve seen someone dying.
• Someone close to me has committed suicide.
• I’ve planned my own suicide.
• I’ve attempted suicide.
• I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
• I own over 5 rap CDs.
• I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
• I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. 
• I own something from Hot Topic.
• I own something from Pac Sun.
• I collect comic books.